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theater people that still use this thing [Feb. 25th, 2006|12:41 am]
The Ethan
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |The Doors- Break on Through]

So the inland valley Theatre League came out with there nominations today and goes who geys nominated... Ralphie, the big black guy that ran around naked and got kicked out of the show. Oh irony. you kick a guy out and he just happens to be the best thing to hit the stage.
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The End of the world part 39 and 1/128 [Sep. 24th, 2005|01:35 am]
The Ethan
[mood |angryangry]
[music |I Predict a Riot- Kaiser Chiefs]

Why the Fuck would i want to really go to a 4 year university when i can just get 2 years at a community college and then move on from there, i dont have to worry about getting rejected and going to community college anyway. Yeah i know community college is just like high school, Sure its and experence to go to a 4 yeah university, but Ive had the best experiences in high school why not. Fucking Don Lugo Counselors.

Life is good and then you notice that your family tells you nothing and life gets better in the irony and then hits you like a dime falling out of a low flying airplane, that shit husrt like a bitch. When the best things in your life are your girlfriend, school, and chino there is something wrong with the school and chino part being the best things in life. Life just will never seize to amaze me.

But anyways the end of the world thing, well remember earlier this year when we had like 4 earth quakes in a week, and now there are a a shit load of hurricane things and they all seem to be hitting us. yeah that sucks. Gas prices Roaring. The country hates its leader, everyone else hates this country besides england (but they dont count they have funny teeth). unemployment to its extremetise. we are starting to depend on other countries way too much. but what the hell are we doing about it NOTHING!!!! There are easy answers to all of this but mayber no one sees them but me. Oh and now to mention the Governator wants to totally rip the educational system a new one, WHAT THE FUCK, hello welcome to CHino Valley Unified School District they already taught me to speak spanish without even taking a spanish class, why not teach me to ask if you would like fries with that Big Mac cause heaven knows your obese thighs can get that much huger!!!
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Wooo Hooo!!! [Aug. 27th, 2005|07:00 pm]
The Ethan
[music |Tonight Im Gonna Rock It- Spinla Tapp]

i just feel like posting because i can.
and no one is going to read it unless it is short so i will make it really long.
The Benjinator and i have been having a kick ass sumer. and it is kick ass, and so in a week i have to go back to school so thank you to everyone who made my summer kick ass.
Goodnight Cleavland!!!
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I am one wild and crazy guy!!! [Aug. 15th, 2005|01:13 am]
The Ethan
[mood |happyhappy]
[music |Grand Illusion-Styx]

So my summer still has like 2 or three weeks to go but im just going to take it slow. This summer hasd been the summer of zAiney events. like all you can do is watch everything thats going around you. ITs kind of like the old circle vision at Disneyland because there are all these things going on around you and YOU DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO WATCH!!" so then in the mourning you just end oup with a big giat neck cramp. So my summer pretty much ended on friday night with me going to see Styx in concert. and as i am standing in the back and they are playing Lady i cant help to think about the major events that involve girls of the summer that probably changed my life...
1. i break up with my girlfriend that ive had for 2 and a half months- notice that i am a big hypocrite and should become a politician.
2. make out with a girl that i really did not know and then asked her to be my girlfriend- think with the head ontop of your shoulders
3. appearently the relationship is "going to fast" and me going on a cruise will be a good breal apart from each other- WHAT THE FUCK DOES TOO FAST MEAN WHEN WE BARELY EVER TALK OR KISS?!?!?!?!?!
4. Go on a cruise and find a hot girl that has alot of the same intrests as I- not so harmful yet, but she was is a girl scout and that makes me laugh
5. obsessively flirt with the girl from number 4 and end up giving her a little good bye kiss- never ever play ping pong on the back of a boat in the middle of the pcean at night when it is cold and windy and you have alittle too much wine at dinner= that has nothing to do with anything..it is just useful information.
6. Don't have the hot girls from the cruise find your myspace- why do i still have one of those
7. dont have your girlfriend have a myspace
8. Make sure that your girlfriend dores not cross communicate with these other girls even though we are on a break- does break not mean anyhting to anyone, you know its a pause, you hold something off.
9. Appearantly I (The Ethan) can not go out with out a girlfriend and not flirt with anyone- dear Jesus does that make any sense. no maybe next time i should get a girlfriend that makes sense and doesnt end up being psycho. i thought i liked her after a while I really did and then she makes a big ordeal about one tieeny tiny thing.
10. No more girlfriends for a while for the Ethan but dating is ok with me- they all seem to turn out badly and i am just one man whore who cannot go out and not flirt. I like women. and they seem to like me so mix and mingle all that i can while i still have both of my nuts.

So this summer i have found alot of soul searching and now that i have Benji has returned to the empty loft in the Ethans head. and with Benji in there nothing is gonna stop me now and the Ethan could not be happier with his summer...

Austa Minya... ah fuck i don;t know how to speak or spell spanish.. See you on the Flip!
The Ethan out!!!
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2005|04:18 pm]
The Ethan
[music |One Love- U2]

The Ethan is watching live 8 on AOL and it is freakin awesome. U2 and pual mccartney did a Sgt. Pepper and it was awesome. and thats just the U2 performance, There are still like a bagillion others
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A new low in ghetto [May. 4th, 2005|05:23 pm]
The Ethan
[music |In the Ghetto- Elvis]

yeah so tuesday there is this police officer on campus from another county or something. He is in Don lugo for a visit it randomly goes into a room on campus, and in the back of the room this girl is rolling crystal meth. That is crazy. In the middle of class she is rolling crystal methanfedamine. Not only is she not even paying attention is class but she is rolling probably the most illegal addictive, expensive substance in the world. Good bless this ghetto prison town i call home...
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(no subject) [May. 3rd, 2005|09:44 pm]
The Ethan
[mood |weirdweird]
[music |pink Floyd- Darkside of the moon]

It is crazy when you take a naop in the afternoon and you wake up and wonder how the hell you got thsese clothes on because you were not wearing them. and then notice that you do not remember anything from taday. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2005|10:48 pm]
The Ethan
Just Saw Kung Fu Hustle and walk out of the theater and see this group of like 11 asian and i got confused.
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2005|05:08 pm]
The Ethan
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:196
Quiz created with MemeGen!



OOOOOOH!! YEAH!!!
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TURKEY!!! [Mar. 25th, 2005|04:43 pm]
The Ethan
THERE IS A TURKEY  IN MY BACKYARD. A REAL LIVE TURKEY. A GOBBLE GOBBLE TURKEY. A THANKSGIVING MEAL ARRIVED ALIVE AND 8 MONTHS EARLY TURKEY. I NAMED IT MR. GOBBLESIEN.  gGod bless my crack tackular street where crazy things happen.
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